Dec
11
2007
Suicidal Q-Tips.
Each morning after my shower, I use a Q-Tip (has to be that brand, the others are basically paper balls on a stick. :annoyed:) to clean and remove water from my ears.
60% of the time, when I reach into the little jar in which they live, another Q-tip attaches itself to the one I’ve grabbed and ultimately falls to its death on the bathroom floor.
Must be a sad, lonely life to do nothing but hang out in a jar, watching the outside world pass you by. I can’t say I blame those brave little ear cleaners for taking the opportunity to essentially leap to their death…and all for a few brief moments of freedom.
Rest in peace.
By Cheryl, December 11, 2007 @ 5:58 pm
You’re cute on cold meds, lol. :wink:
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By Amber, December 11, 2007 @ 6:20 pm
Correction: I’m cute *all* the time. Get it right. :kissy:
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By Sienna, December 11, 2007 @ 8:33 pm
ohhh i try to clean my ear wax as much as possible xD becuase wax is gross :P
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By Tiana, December 11, 2007 @ 11:15 pm
Poor Q-Tips… they never had a chance.
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By Sydney, December 12, 2007 @ 12:20 pm
After a shower, I can’t not clean my ears. I have to use Q-Tips brand, too. They’re just better than others. I’ve never wondered about how it would feel for the sidekick when he falls to the floor, but I’m sad that it’s a wasted one for me.
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By jose, December 19, 2007 @ 4:05 pm
haha omg don’t you hate when that happens. I do that all the time, and then I am like nooo it’s barely lived a good life. lol, but yeah I as well like to use the brand name. GO Q-TIPS! :yes:
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